Some of you know one of us. The unluckiest among you know the both of us. For the better (and worse) part of our lives we were raised in a chicken coop in Hopewell, New Jersey. We used to beat each other with sticks and run around naked in our yard. We've since moved on to bigger and more mature things, such as farting in art museums and making web sites about the weird crap our mom has bought. Don't get us wrong.... we love our mom. We love her style, her spirit and yes, her sense of personal "taste." You never know what weird ass thing you'll run into in our parents' house. This site is a tribute to that sense of wonderment, amazement and sometimes disgust. But how can you not love someone who goes to a craft-fair in Pennsylvania, sees a clock made out of sheep hair, old paint cans, licked together by 20 kittens and a blind hippie and say: "Hey, I think that'll look great in my kitchen, I think I'll buy that!" We love you mom.

The Brothers Johnson have collobarated on many projects together... We usually just ended up offending everyone. This site is different. Here we strive to have fun with life, family, and friends. This site isn't just about our mom and all the weird crap she buys, but it's about all of our families and all of the weird crap they buy, do, or say. Got some cool stuff your family owns? Sign up for an account and you can start uploading images, write your own blog, start a guestbook, write movie reviews, and a ton more. Remember we will never censor anything you post here. Love us? Let us know! Hate us? Even better! You won't see any annoying advertisements and we aren't out to fill your screen with pop-ups. All we ask of you is that your first-born child be named after us.

Enjoy!