Hello everyone,

Thanks to everyone for making WCMMB such a fun site. As you all have noticed, WCMMB has become obsolete due to lack of manpower. However, where one dies, another is born.

Scientists, put down that sample!

As I rode the bus this morning, I pondered other people and how they think/act towards each other. Then, I thought of these two different ways that people seem to lead their lives.

"Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein" [from nyt]

Recent events in Arizona have pushed guns back into the media. And for good reason. All it takes is some nut-job to come along and whack off a couple of innocents right?

I was once agan quoted in a different forum: http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?p=1327813 I have no real idea what a tic

In the last 2 months, I have flown all over the country. STL, IND(x2), CHI, ANA, JFK, LAX, SLC, SDF, EWR and back. I have flown Continental, Delta, American Airlines, and Southwest.

I sit behind the one-way mirror, staring in awe. I watch the lives of others. I listen to tales of the ER. Doctors, nurses, GPs, IDs. Medicine. Shots. Pills. Save a life. Lose a life.

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.