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A New Venture

Hello everyone,

Thanks to everyone for making WCMMB such a fun site. As you all have noticed, WCMMB has become obsolete due to lack of manpower. However, where one dies, another is born.

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Revelation! David Johnson talks to God and God tells him that he doesn't exist.

Scientists, put down that sample!

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Todays 10-second thought

As I rode the bus this morning, I pondered other people and how they think/act towards each other. Then, I thought of these two different ways that people seem to lead their lives.

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WCMMB Headline news: March 2, 2007

"Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein" [from nyt]

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A future court story:

The scene was a snowy saturday morning, but no one in the window-less room could tell.
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Americans wake up to find gun issue is not an issue at all.

Recent events in Arizona have pushed guns back into the media. And for good reason. All it takes is some nut-job to come along and whack off a couple of innocents right?

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Dear [Insert CEO of major airline here]: you're fired.

In the last 2 months, I have flown all over the country. STL, IND(x2), CHI, ANA, JFK, LAX, SLC, SDF, EWR and back. I have flown Continental, Delta, American Airlines, and Southwest.

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The one-way mirror

I sit behind the one-way mirror, staring in awe. I watch the lives of others. I listen to tales of the ER. Doctors, nurses, GPs, IDs. Medicine. Shots. Pills. Save a life. Lose a life.

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WCMMB Headline news: January 2, 2007

Pat Robertson: God told me of 'mass killing' in 2007 [FROM CNN.COM]

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God is the ultimate misogynist.

Holy shit-filled bamboo chutes. My asshole has puckered and I've turned into a soft-core porn star. I've lost my street-cred. I've shed metaphorical tears and wallowed in my own self-pity. I've created a smelly fart in the swirling winds surrounding my nostrils. I've been pussified.

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