My friend Jen and I were exchanging e-mails the other day when she said something that REALLY caught my attention. We were discussing how large my cranium is, when she replied "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Odd, I thought. What in the hell does that mean?

The scene is abhoring. 4 adult men: unkept, unshowered, crouched over their laptops and staring at their screens for 8 hours straight, while releasing levels of methane in to the air so toxic that even Jack Bauer would stay away. This is the scene of 4 people playing acrophobia, the most addicting game ever created.