History

1. Who are you guys?
2. Who is your mom?
3. Why are you so messed up?
4. Brothers? That get along? WTF!?

Account Questions

1. Do I need an account?
2. How do I change my profile information?
3. I lost my password, how do I get a new one?
4. How do insert images into my blog/page/etc..?
5. My friends see more options than I do. What gives?

Writers Block

1. What should I write about?
2. What images should I upload?

History

Who are you guys?

Michael Johnson (11/07/1976)

David Johnson (03/18/1981)

Who is your mom?

None of your business. But know that she is the purveyor of Weird Crap and keeper of all things Weird. She raised three brilliant, attractive and funny kids. Should you ever meet her, make sure to thank her for all the Weird Crap(her kids included) that made this site possible.

Why are you so messed up?

We're not. And chances are, that if you think we're messed up, the feeling is reciprocal. But despite our differences, fear not. You are still welcome here.

Brothers? That get along? WTF!?

You bet we do. Well... not always. We know it's strange for three siblings to get along so well (yes we get along with our sister too! Weird Crap!) but it is was it is. Don't question it, just accept it.

Account Questions

Do I need an account?

Nope. You don't have to ever create an account. But if you want to post pages, images, blogs etc... then you'll need an account. Otherwise feel free to lurk the site anonymously.

How do I change my profile information?

Log-in and select "my account," then select "edit." You can add as little or as much information as you want.

I lost my password, how do I get a new one?

Select "Request new password" from the upper right hand side on the front page.

How do insert images into my blog/page/etc..?

Locate the little icon that looks like this:  then select browse. You can select an image that has already been uploaded or upload one yourself. From there you can align it, add a border or link. Don't see the button? You're probably on a Mac. Go get Firefox, the superior web-browser. Don't want to use Firefox and prefer Safari? Go buy a hybrid car and stop complaining that things don't work with MacOS X, no one cares, and I'm not wasting valuable programming time appeasing 5% of the internet users who use Safari.

My friends see more options than I do. What gives?

You are probably new to the site and we haven't elevated your privileges yet. We'll get to you in time. We just need to make sure you're not a spammer or a scientologist.

Writers Block

What should I write about?

Anything you want. Even though this site began as an homage to our mother's Weird Crap, it has expanded into general hodge-podge of Weird Crap. Post your thoughts, your opinions or whatever feel like. Bonus points for actually writing about Weird Crap your mom bought.

What images should I upload?

See the above statement. Upload whatever the heck you feel like.