The next generation of educated americans...

From time to time I show my friends the ridiculous conversations I have with my students and I like to play the game of "how many errors can you find in this paragraph".  But today I received an email that was on a whole new level, and  I thought I would share it with you:

  Goodday mam,
>
>        is everything going on smoothly and have you
>     seen my last mail. Also, has my department giving
>     you any feedback as regards to my admission
>     defferation because i have since sent the
>     department a mail as soon as i read the content of
>     your last mail  i got from you of which a copy of
>     that mail was sent to you too.Please, if there is
>     any positive response ,please be kind to reply
>     soonest.Thanks.

Seriously, are there people like this all over the world or only in my office?

 

I've seen worse. ClanDCW ---

I've seen worse.

ClanDCW --- Gaming brought to a new low

Jess's picture

Listen mam...

Just because you can write all gramatically correct and shit, doesn't mean you have to go poking fun at those of us that can't. Sheesh.... you're such a whore.

jess my dear...

first of all, I would never attempt to say that I actually can write gramatically correct. I'm just sayin that because of the people that communicate like that, people should have to take a test before we are permitted to leave our house and interact with the rest of the world. second of all, just because you don't whore yourself around doesnt mean you have to go poking fun at those of us who do. Sheesh, you're such an awesome lover...I mean bitch.

So... how did you do on

So... how did you do on that test?

ClanDCW --- Gaming brought to a new low

Jess's picture

You're right Liz...

You definately can't write in a gramatically correct fashion. Nor do I whore it out. However, I am committed to changing my ways and will be following your footsteps starting Friday night. It will be a fabulous celebration and thank Xenu you will be there to teach me the ways of the promiscuous woman. And as your favorite kiss-ass-A+ student, I assure I will "do" my homework on time.

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