A future court story:
The scene was a snowy saturday morning, but no one in the window-less room could tell. This particular room was saturated with the rich odor of oak pews that recently had a fresh coat of polyurethane covering them. It was like being in a church but without the eternal guilt and child molestation.
Everything in the court-room had a completely unnecessary seriousness to it. Kinda like being at the funeral of someone extremely important, where you're afraid to rip that pant-tearing fart for fear that you might break out into an uproarious laughter. You know what I'm talking about. It's as if the life was sucked out of every inch of this temporary jail. All the way from the tidy files stacked neatly on top of the desk that is situated oddly in front of a much larger desk, to the obese, dead hooker that the prosecutor was using as a his bean-bag chair. Then, an uncomfortable silence came over the solemn crowd.
Plaintiff: "All rise for the dis-honorable, Judge Dick Johnson."
Judge: "Court is in session. Please be seated. Today we are reviewing the case of 'Morris-Johnson-Kern' Vs. the privately owned corporation-bar called 'Aces and Eights.' Prosecution, you may proceed with your proceedings."
Prosecutor with a sweet comb-over: "Today is a sad day in human history. A travesty has occured and it's up to YOU the jury to take action against these criminals. Take a good hard look at these three. Did you look? Well...oh you're not all finished? Ok. Now we're good? Good. My point is that you have all just looked at the worst kind of person. These three sit on trial for the most viscious of crimes against humanity. I am pleading to you not only as a lawyer who will get more money if I win this case but as a decent human being who gets my morals from the almighty (and i'm talking about Jesus here). So what is so vile as to warrant this terrible punishment? These three actually had the audacity to enjoy themselves. This is unforgiveable. Everyone in the great country of the USA knows that fun is STRICTLY forbidden. In the next few minutes I will tell you things that will shock you. Stories that will appall you. But most importantly, I intend to leave you inexorably doubtless that you should all drop a guilty plea in the toilet of justice."
Judge: "Thank you Dick prosecutor. You may call your first witness."
Dick Prosecutor with a sweet comb-over: "I only need one witness your dishonor. I call to the stand the bartender who witnessed said atrocities."
[witness takes the stand]
Dick Prosecutor with a sweet comb-over: "Mr. Dick Bartender, were you bartending the night of February 22, 2007? If so, did you see the defendents at your bar? If so, did you see them doing anything? If so, did you see them having fun? If so, what kind of fun were they having?"
"OBJECTION YOUR DISHONOR," blurted out the geeky defense attorney. "Leading the witness."
Dishonorable Judge Dick Johnson: "Overruled. The witness must answer all the questions asked in one minute. GO!"
Dick bartender from Aces and Eights: "Well, I was working that night when these three came in all dressed in colored clothing and walking with smiles. It was really awkward. At first I thought nothing of it but then I saw the male of the group laughing. He was actually LAUGHING! How absurd. After that, the accused were seen gallavanting about and enjoying themselves immensely. They even hugged each other a few times. I've ever seen such dispicable behaviour. Why couldn't they just act like everyone else in bars (and life) and be miserable? Why couldn't they just follow everyone's lead and just keep their mouths shut? Why did they have to drink and be merry? Having fun is a bad thing. Didn't they read the good book? It says it on practically every page! I'm shocked."
Prosecutor Dick Asshole: "I submit these next 4 pics as evidence of these peoples sinful ways."
[Exhibit A]
[Exhibit B]
[Exhibit C]
[Exhibit D]
"ENOUGH!" Screamed Judge Dick J. "This testimony has left me deplorable. I feel it is my duty as the presiding justice in this fine nation's court to demand that this sentence be carried out immediately.
"Guilty!" Dishonorable Judge Dick Dong Johnson exclaimed. "I sentence these animals to be caned and tickle-tortured until they are no longer breathing. There will be NO FUN in this world as long as I'M around."
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Dude, those pictures are friggin huge... you need to scale them down a bit.
re: file size
How is that, oh keeper of the bandwith?
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Remember that setting the size in the image properties does absolutely nothing about file size. The first picture is 2816x2112 (HUGE) but it's being displayed at a much smaller resolution. This file will be downloaded as the full 2816x2112 each time... I'm not sure how to do in on a Mac, but on a PC it's a right-click "view image" That will show you the full size of the image... Not that being able to see the pores on your drunken face is a bad thing :)
P.S.
Don't forge the second greatest website ever... and it's even cooler today. It's been my home page for a while now....
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