Back from Las Vegas, back to the WeirdCrap. There's just too much to write here, and quite frankly, you really had to be there to get most of it. So I have decided to give my synopsis WC style:

This isn't anything crazy and weird as many things on this site are.  This happens to be a tribute to one of the greatest bands ever to surface.  With their recent release of 10,000 Days, Tool has expanded their ever-growing style and creative genius to the next level.  The album begins with a flair of the old combined with the genius of the new with Vicarious.  A power driven tune with a finesse that can only be delivered by Tool.  This is the "song on the radio" from the album but it is great none the less, as long as they don't over play it.  Next we have Jambi....I don't have much to say about this one other than, damn!  This song is bad ass!  A lot of musical complexion goes a long way in this song.....and for a common theme to the album....Danny Carey is bad ass on the drums!

As is my custom, I have been 'fired' again. Seems that Dole no longer needed it's second shift (again), and I am again obsolete. Therefore I am looking for a job. Has anyone seen one?

The temp agency I work for called me earlier in the week to tell me that Dole had let go of second shift.

From time to time I show my friends the ridiculous conversations I have with my students and I like to play the game of "how many errors can you find in this paragraph".  But today I received an email that was on a whole new level, and  I thought I would share it with you:

There's a new hazard at my workplace, it's called a sense of humor. I work for Dole right now, and in case you didn't know, they make salad. I work in the shipping department. Well, there as this new temp and one of the workers decided to have a bit of fun with him, so they told him to go find a 'trailer stretcher'.

I don't really have much to say... I'm just going to let you all explore this little bit of fun I found. Just in case you're on myspace, they have friends there too...

Apparently there is a new product coming out called "blow-up man," and believe it or not, it's not for sexual purposes. Its intention is to give women who are driving at night the feeling of security if they blow their "man" up and put him in the passenger seat. Are you kidding me? I've never heard of a crappier product in my life. Am I just crazy? Would the girls out there actually feel better with a rubber blow-up doll next to them? I'd be pretty creeped out myself.

Some people are going to say I'm complaining. I probably am, but of all people, I have the right to complain. I have no job, no money, I live in my friend's trailer beside a toxic waste dump, and I'm trying to attend ITT Tech.

You know how there are some people who are always in a relationship?  I dont even mean a long, uber serious relationship, but just something resembling commitment at all times.  Then there are other people, like me, who never are.  Whats up with that?